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Humor: Riddles

Need something to cheer you up or serve as a study break? This guide will give you a laugh! It's also good for any research you're doing that involves humor.

Online Puzzle Riddles

Online Funny Riddles

Riddles

Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?

Because he was a commontater.

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Where was the spaghetti going?

To the meatball!

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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" 

Neither. The yolk of an egg is yellow!

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Which moves faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can always catch a cold.

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What's full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge.

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Where does the Easter Bunny have breakfast?

At IHOP!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's Irish and stays out in the back yard, even when its raining?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the greatest worldwide use for cowhide?

To cover cows!

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What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

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What does a cat have that no other animal has?

Kittens!

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because swimming in pepper water makes them sneeze!

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